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What happens here?
Aunt : That is a very good question. Well, giving is my nature and truth is my way of saying things. Trust me, I know.. I know.. I have been through all that.. and so now I am here to give all that I have learnt, to you... If you have a broken heart, or have been dumped by that dumb hunk of yours, or you and yours have constant disagreements, or you are not able to make up your mind.. "He Does, He Does Not"... basically all your emotional baggage you carry with you and sprain your back.. Tell them to me and lemme give you some wise words by the virtue of my white hair..
And How do I tell you of my problems???
Aunt : Oh, you see, I am old but I am quite net savvy.. comes with the elite and literate grandmas I have been partying around with so long. I have this
form below .. yeah.. just write to me all your problems and I will get back to you (Oh this pain in my kneeeeeeees!!).. as soon as I can...
Any Dos and Don'ts here too?
Aunt : Not many... just a few I am mentioning here.
- Have some regard for my age.. Don't get me too excited by mentioning explicit sexual details of some happening encounter you have had. It is not good for my health.. Doc Uncle says so.
- I am not a health professional.. Doc Uncle is.. Write all your medical problems to Doc Uncle.
- If I have pressed a nerve that hurts the most.. my humble apologies.. I only speak the truth.. but again all truths are contextual..
- I could be wrong.. don't take me by my word.. My advises are solely based on the information you have provided in your email. And your experiences could be different than mine.. I could have been luckier.. ;-)
- As I said.. giving is my nature.. However, all opinions expressed are those of my own and they say nothing about Gay Bombay or its other members.. Get that... Okay.. Now where was I???
Its best you learn from my experiences than burning your own fingers... Write to me!!
-- gbWebbie Uploaded on 08-Feb-2002
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